Welcome to Was My Face Red! Wednesday! Most of us have, at one time or another, done something so humiliating, that we wished the floor would open up and consume us. Let's swallow our pride and share those moments with others! Our shame was not in vain, if it can put a smile on someone face! You tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine...
Everyone is welcome to participate. Just leave the link to your WMFR post below. I will also be adding a button to my sidebar, that you can add to your post, if you like.
Grrr! I had my WMFR post all typed up and ready to add, then the power went out and wiped it clean...
Here goes! Again...
Back when I was first married to Cina's dad, before she was even a thought, we went shopping one night, at Rose's department store. We browsed around, chatting about this and that and finally stopped to look at some CDs. I said something to him and got no answer. Assuming he was ignoring me, I decided to be cute and get his attention. Without looking, I slipped my hand under the hem of his jacket and pinched him on the rear, HARD! He didn't yelp, or laugh, nothing. I slowly turned to look at him and found myself staring into the shocked/confused face of a total stranger. I did not know this man from Adam! I tried to explain, telling him that I thought my husband had been standing there. I wanted to point and say, " See! There my husband is now!" But my husband was nowhere to be found. The guy said, "It's OK lady, I believe you..." But, I'm sure he thought I was some ass pinching lunatic! My hubs got a real laugh out of that one...
LOL! I'm so sorry--how embarrassing! But so hilarious!!
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