TOP TEN THURSDAY

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Welcome to Top Ten Thursday! I created this meme to add a little bit of variety to Frump Day ( no longer Hump Day, not yet Friday...) If you would like to participate, just create your own Top Ten post about anything your heart desires and add the link below. Everyone is welcome to join in. This should get really interesting...

FORGIVE THE CAPS. CINA WAS ENTERTAINING THE BABY, BY LETTING HER WATCH VIDEOS ON THE COMPUTER, AND ROSS DUMPED A DRINK INTO MY KEYBOARD. NOW THE SHIFT KEY WILL NOT WORK WITH CERTAIN LETTERS AND RATHER THAN WANTING TO THROW THE KEYBOARD WITH EACH NEW LETTER KEY THAT WON'T SHIFT, I AM STICKING WITH JUST CAPS, UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING I CAN COPY AND PASTE UNTIL I CAN GET A NEW KEYBOARD.

TOP TEN THINGS RATTLING AROUND IN MY SKULL THIS WEEK

1. JON AND KATE

YEAH, I'M SO GOING THERE. I'LL JUST LAY IT OUT THERE AND SAY THAT I'M SIDING WITH JON ON THIS ONE. EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT CHEATING, OF COURSE. I KNEW HE WOULD EVENTUALLY GET SICK OF BEING BERATED AND TALKED TO LIKE HE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD, FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE. SHE EXPECTED HIM TO DO SO MUCH, BUT HE COULD NEVER SEEM TO DO IT TO HER STANDARDS. WHEN SHE WENT OUT TO PROMOTE HER BOOK, HE WAS LIKE A STARVED DOG, JUST LET OUT OF HIS CAGE. NOW I SEE HER ON T.V., SEEMINGLY SO AWE STRUCK AND CONFUSED. JUST WATCH SOME RE-RUNS OF YOUR SHOW, KATE. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. I DO WISH THAT JON HAD TAKEN THE HIGH ROAD AND ACTUALLY LEFT THE HOME, BEFORE HOOKING UP WITH SOME OTHER WOMAN. THAT WAS VERY LOW CLASS ON HIS PART.

2.GUTTERS

YEAH, MY GUTTERS ARE IN DESPERATE NEED OF BEING CLEANED. I AM PRETTY SURE I SAW A SMALL TREE GROWING, WHEN I LOOKED UP THERE THIS MORNING. HUBS CAN'T GET ON THE ROOF ANYMORE. I HAVE BALANCE ISSUES. I'M SURE I COULD MAKE IT UP THERE, BUT IT WOULD BE LONG BEFORE I WOULD BE KISSING THE DRIVEWAY. FIANCE IS A LITTLE GUY AND WOULD MOST LIKELY TRY IT, BUT IF HE FELL OFF THE ROOF AND NEVER BECAME "HUSBAND", RENNI WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME...

3.MY MOTHER

AFTER TELLING ME REPEATEDLY, WEEKEND BEFORE LAST, THAT IF I HAD ANY SORT OF GATHERING ON MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND, SHE ABSOLUTELY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT, SHE HAD THE OVUM TO JUMP ON RENNI (BECAUSE SHE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO JUMP ON ME) AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY WE HAD NOT INVITED HER. WELL DUH!

A. YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT.
B. WE WANTED EVERYONE ELSE TO HAVE A NICE TIME.

4.SEWING

I HAVE THE URGE TO SIT DOWN AND SEW. A CRAVING ALMOST. IF I MANAGE TO ACCOMPLISH ENOUGH TIME TO DO THIS, I WILL SHOW MY CREATIONS HERE.

5. THE JUMPAROUNDS

WTH? THEY SUCK! THEY REALLY, REALLY, SUCK! THEY ARE CURRENTLY BEING PLAYED ON NOGGIN, IN BETWEEN SHOWS. THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN GETTING A SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, IS GETTING A BAD SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, ALONG WITH EXTREMELY BAD DANCING, AND PAINFULLY FAKE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS. THE WACO STANDOFF WOULD HAVE ENDED MUCH SOONER, HAD THIS AUDIO VOMIT BEEN AVAILABLE AT THE TIME, TO BLARE AT THE COMPOUND.

6.CINA'S DAD IS AN ASS

SHE WAS NOMINATED TO ATTEND THE NATIONAL YOUNG LEADERS CONFERENCE, IN D.C., THIS FALL. SHE WAS SO PROUD AND EXCITED. BUT, WHEN SHE CALLED HER DAD AND GAVE HIM THE NEWS, HE DIDN'T SEEM IMPRESSED AT ALL. HE ALSO SEEMED TO THINK THAT THE COST OF THE TRIP WOULD BE A WASTE OF MONEY. HE REALLY HURT HER FEELINGS.

7.DETACHABLE VAGINA

LIFE WOULD BE MUCH EASIER, IF I HAD ONE OF THESE...
"HERE IT IS, HONEY! NOW,TAKE THE DAMN THING  IN YONDER SOMEWHERE AND LET ME GO BACK TO SLEEP. BE CAREFUL! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME, IF YOU BREAK IT!" OR, WHEN I WANT TO GET SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED AND HE IS UNDER FOOT AND BEING ANNOYING, I COULD JUST OPEN THE DOOR, HURL IT ACROSS THE LAWN. "THERE BOY! GO GET IT! GO ON BOY!" SLAM! LOCK!
HEY, A GAL CAN DREAM...

8.RAIN
SEEMS LIKE THE RAIN IS NEVER GOING TO LET UP HERE. WE CAN'T GET INTO THE FIELDS TO PLANT ANYTHING. HIGHLY ANNOYING...

9. CHICKENS

I HAVE FOUR LEFT. ONE IS A ROOSTER. NOT A VERY LARGE FLOCK, TO SAY THE LEAST.

10.UNSCHOOLING

HOW DOES THAT WORK? WON'T IT GET YOU THROWN IN JAIL? I UNDERSTAND HOMESCHOOLING. BUT UNSCHOOLING HAS ME SO CONFUSED.

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