Imagine opening your eyes one morning and finding yourself staring at this...
That is exactly what happened to me. He was massive! The gross thing is, I was probably roused awake by this creepy booger walking across my face or something. I was up in a flash, swinging a shoe, with the agility of Bruce Lee, swinging around his nun chucks. I'm sure I looked more like Jerry Lewis!
I reckoned that a pic of a greasy spot, with some legs protruding from it, wouldn't be that exciting to look at. So I went outside and found one on the porch, for y'all's viewing enjoyment.I killed one of the suckers yesterday. Now his whole family must be coming to the funeral!
I Googled a search for spiders in my area and turns out he is a harmless Fishing Spider. Poisonous or non, I am not at all happy with a spider crawling around on my body, while I sleep. My skin is still crawling.