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Not Me!! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Oh my goodness! There's so much that I didn't do this past week, I hardly know where to begin...

I did NOT get so fed up with Selly's lies and shenanigans (trust me, they got worse, I just didn't get around to posting about them!), that I decided if she must be babysat 24-7, that was exactly what I would do. She's NOT my new Siamese twin, always by my side, except for school and bathroom, of course. We do NOT cook together, or clean together, or garden together... Her room is NOT off limits, until I can finish stripping it down to the bare essentials and she is NOT currently camping out in Tallen's room... Nor has she lost access to all beauty supplies, including flat iron and nail polish, until she earns them back with good behavior.

I did NOT dream that I came home from shopping to find my husband's ex-wife asleep in our bed with him. Nor did I, in that same dream, beat her senseless with a baseball bat, while waiting for the police to arrive and remove her.

I have not been starting seeds and mothering the ones I started last week like they are little babies. Because I am NOT fed up with the resident farmer telling me to "wait" to start every year and then suddenly telling me I am "too late" to start any plants and that we will have to buy them. I do NOT miss the days when I started all my own plants from seeds, planted them outside, using an old tablespoon to dig with, and had flowers so beautiful that passersby would stop, just to tell me how pretty they were. That wasn't back before I didn't know that I didn't know what I was doing...

1 comment:

  1. love the gardening tips..lol I teach my kids to still use seeds and a tablespoon...lol But NOT me.


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