Was My Face Red! Wednesday

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Welcome to Was My Face Red! Wednesday! Most of us have, at one time or another, done something so humiliating, that we wished the floor would open up and consume us. Let's swallow our pride and share those moments with others! Our shame was not in vain, if it can put a smile on someone face! You tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine...

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Yes, I'm running late today. It's Spring break for all the kids and so crazy around here, I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt...

Years ago, when I first married my ex-husband, we were moving close to his military base. He drove the moving truck and I had to follow him in his car. This car was a total junk heap! He never cleaned it and there was trash knee deep in the floor boards, the back seat was piled full of laundry, and there was the distinct odor of take out food left-overs rotting somewhere in the car. I hated driving, especially on the freeway, and dreaded the 6 hour trek like the plague. Several times as I traveled down the road, I noticed that folks were laughing as they passed me. Was I imagining this? The car was actually a nice Mustang and I was pretty sure that people could not see the mess inside his car from their cars.

After holding my pee for hours, I finally stopped at a gas station in what looked to be a safe area. I walked up to the bathroom door and saw a sign that said, "Ask For Key Inside". Cursing, I made my way inside to ask for the key. The man behind the counter was visibly trying not to laugh as he spoke to me. As I walked out the door, I heard him laughing. Now I was getting annoyed, wondering just what the heck was so funny. I finally made it into the bathroom, did my business, and went to the sink to wash my hands. I looked in the mirror and could have died! There, around my neck was a size 36C leopard print bra ! At one point during my drive, I had removed my bra because it was so uncomfortable and not wanting to lose it in his junkie mess, I had hooked it around my neck and had every intention of getting my purse from the back and putting it in there at the first rest stop. Well, it slipped my mind and I had been wearing it the whole trip! Being the joker that he was, I am sure my husband saw it at the beginning of the trip and just said nothing. No wonder folks were laughing!

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